Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Aunt Janet

Every university bookstore needs a last minute gift for Aunt Janet to pick up for graduation. 

Something that says, "I don't love you enough to crochet you a pot holder set" or, "Lets pretend you spent four years looking at the architecture and not binge drinking".

If you are University of Wisconsin - Milwaukee graduate or relative of a graduate, you will soon be able to buy this gem of a gift featuring my, yes, my amateur photography skills.  I spent 2 hours trolling UWM's campus, looking for letters in sculpture, sidewalk cracks and scroll work in fencing on behalf of a Florida based design firm.

Things I noticed.
1. UWM's campus = not all that pretty

2. Even when one is not a student, one can STILL feel the tension of hundreds of insecure 18-22 year olds walking around them.  Holy Hormones! 


 I asked some of my funny friends, 
"What do YOU think giving this gift says?"
"Faux Pricey" - Katie A.
"The only thing I know about you is where you go to school." - Alicia S.
"I think it's a decent present if your aunt is old and un-hip" - Carly H.
"Find beauty everywhere, the world can be what you make of it"- Robert 
"I don't know you well enough to get you anything personal" - Alicia S.

Leave your ideas in the comments below



Monday, January 30, 2012

I am True Evel

Welcome to Milwaukee, Evel Knievel!

In celebration of the Harley Davidson Museum's Evel Knievel's exhibit, Lakefront Brewery (my fav) brewed a limited edition batch of some seriously hoppy, wickedly malty, dangerously high alcohol True Evel - Daredevil Ale.

Craigployment Assignment?
Wear a short skirt.
Hang out on a gorgeous afternoon.
Pass out beer samples to (shockingly sweet) motorcycle enthusiasts. Done and Done.

Payment: Cash, Evel Knievel beer, a T-shirt

BONUS: A woman talked to me for 30 minutes about her pole dancing studio! She looked a little rough but talked me into it, I can now swing around a pole... and look ridiculous.

FACT: A Jailer in Montana was responsible for Knievel's nickname. As a youth, Knievel had several run-ins with police and the jailer dubbed him "Evil Knievel". In order not to be perceived as a bad guy, Knievel later changed the spelling to "Evel" as his daredevil career took off. (Reuters)