Drag Queen Hooker

Drag Queen Hooker Recipe

DQH Duck Face!

Time needed: 4 hours

Ingredients:
1 Queen-y Aveda instructor
2 Fall make-up trends
8 Aveda make-up artists
8 Volunteer models (ME!)
1 pair, fake eyelashes
1 page, gold leaf
1 palate, purple eye shadow

Cooking Instructions:
Mix, no... BLEND and... TADA!!! You can turn any normal looking person into a Drag Queen Hooker.

Falsies and Gold Leaf!

Today I was Craig-ployed as a make-up model for the Aveda Institute in Menomonee Falls, Wisconsin.  Eight professional make-up artists from around Southeastern Wisconsin participated in an educational event featuring two new Fall make-up trends.  Practice makes perfect!  And I... was the practice.

What did I learn?  Nothing.  I still don't know shit about make-up.  

But it was fun, and I walked away with a sch-weet Aveda gift bag full of goodies, AND some hilarious entertainment for friends and family... until I spent 30 minutes removing it all.

The make-up removal process

The first look.  Sea Blossom eyes.  Geeeze.